1. Wait until he is dozing on the couch, preferably after dinner with the TV on.
2. Check your email, and read very exciting news from your little sis.
3. Shout, without warning, IT'S A GIRL!
4. When he startles awake and says "What? where? now?" while looking at your mid-section, laugh so hard that you can't actually explain that it's not yours. Or his.
5. After relieving his fears, immediately begin discuss the many-ruffled pink items you must now purchase for your niece-to-be.
OR, in one simple step:
1. Suggest he get a flu shot this year.
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